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To fuck a girl, then throw her over a tall building in a single bound.
Slut: I'm pregnant, teehee!
You: This looks like a job for Superman...
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The only super hero that covers up his true identity by making himself look like an oridinary human.
I'll show you
-Peter Parker- Spider-man
-Bruce Wayne- Batman
-Superman-Clarke Kent
Supermans costume did not cover his face, so its a mystery how people didnt recognise him.
Is also when you take a shit in one set of clothes and come out in another.
Man"Someone save that little girl!"
Clarke"I needa go to the bathroom"
Superman comes out.
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to take your partner on top of a buildng have sex with them from behind then throw them off.
caitlyn got the superman from doug.
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A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.
I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.
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While fucking your stain doggy style, you pull your legs straight back and fly on her ass like Superman while continuing to fuck.
DeMario was givin Shawanda a brooklyn midget when he decided to superman the bitch and hit the street himself.
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When you're fucking a girl and you pull out and jizz on the sheets, then roll her over on it, so when she gets up it looks like she has a cape on.
Crank that Soulja Boy now Superman that hoe!
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in the middle of jizzing in a girls ass. Very slowly lift arms up mid orgasm and yell "da da da daaa!!"
my wife wants a divorce after i tried the superman
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