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When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
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expletive: This word normally used to express incredible happiness, or just has a severe case of ADHD
Hey John you just won $100 million bucks!
Superman!!!
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Superman, have you gotten ahold of that Lois Lane to be our nanny yet?
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The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.
Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet!
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To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.
Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
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The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.
random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."
Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
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just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.
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