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expletive: This word normally used to express incredible happiness, or just has a severe case of ADHD
Hey John you just won $100 million bucks!
Superman!!!
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Superman, have you gotten ahold of that Lois Lane to be our nanny yet?
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The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.
Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet!
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To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.
Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
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The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.
random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."
Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
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just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.
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An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.
Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"
ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
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