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Mushu Suprise

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

by Mightymushu December 3, 2019

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anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

by dalton and nick December 12, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004

89๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Lemon Suprise

the act of peeing in a womans vagina or ass while just entering the vagina or ass.

Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!

by Leonidis July 12, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suprise Party

In short, getting raped, could be more blatantly used as: suprise sex, implying of course that party is sex and therefore giving a lighter tone to such horrendous actions

"So Zach did you get with Liz last night?"
"Psh, she basically gave me a suprise party. I can barely walk."

by Jrodd June 20, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Buffalo Suprise

(v) 1 The action by a woman of applying buffalo sauce to her genitals to entice her chicken obsessed partner. 2 The insertion of a chicken wing into an orifice intended to be consumed during intercourse.

Bone in or Bone out?

"What is that burning" George Lopez said, "Thats the Buffalo Suprise" Lady Ga Ga replied.

Her girlfriend loved to stop by Buffalo Wild Wings well she was in for a Buffalo Suprise when she got home.

by Sam Ralfenstein June 28, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


suprise sex

Waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having sex whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.

Tara talking to Sheryl: DJ and I woke up this morning having suprise sex, I was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!

by sheryl williams November 23, 2007

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