Random
Source Code
Random
When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.
Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy
5👍 2👎
A glove which is mainly used in prisons for pleasure.
1. Take a rubber glove.
2. Fill it with any lubrication you can find
3. put your penis inside of it
4. put the glove with you penis inbetween a matrice
5. Enjoy...
Volia Suzy Glove!...
Jock: Man, hide that suzy glove, the guards comming
Guard: How many times have I told you to stop making a mess in here!
Brad: Damn, caught again...
11👍 7👎
Suzie Chan is a stereotype for that Asian girl in your class.
Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:
Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.
Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.
She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.
Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.
Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
Has Hello Kitty everything.
She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Suzie Chan got a perfect on her BAR and MCATs
If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
13👍 11👎
the act of shiftin' back and forth while waitin' in line, leading with your right foot, then left foot, then repeat; events include: the grocery store, concert events, movies, etc.
Sally: Hey, this line for the roller coaster is so long, Charlie!
Charlie: I know. I pass the time by doing some "shiftin' suzies" as the line moves up.
Sally: Good idea Charlie! I didn't know "shiftin' suzies" could be so convenient and fun.
3👍 1👎
A drug combination of taking Seroquel with Cocaine, usually iv. Causes calming effects with a speedy high.
Let's get some of my mom's Seroquel and do a suzie-q so that we won't be jumping off the walls from the coke.
12👍 10👎
when out with friends and spot a good looking man. To get your friends to notice you say "Hey Suzie"
hey Suzie (friend looks around and spots attractive guy) did you see him, god he was Hot
4👍 3👎
Used to describe any girl named Suzanne once she has become violently drunk .
"Where's your Naggin?"
"Boozie Suzie drank it"
"Jaysus"
6👍 4👎