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A female who takes too much pride in her school grades, studies far too much, and is a general keener.
It COULD be used for a male too, in this asexual new world of ours.
Of British origins.
"I went out early t' pick up my grades at the postmaster, since I'm such a girly swat!"
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A bunch of nickel dicks who are stupid enough to be tasked by ass clown members of a SWAT team.
Fake ass Swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.
"Hey, I am done firing on the range. Get those Swat Lite Fucktards over here to pickup our brass."
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S.hit
W.ater
A.nd
T.rash
It's used in the USAF by fliers and maintenance
people to describe those that have to clean the shitters, swap out the water jugs and remove the garbage.
Hey when is the SWAT team gonna get here and clean out the latrine?
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it's the female version of a cock block
i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid
Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."
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The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.
"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."
when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
The swat you pull right after school, college, work, or an event that takes up the greater portion of your work day. Often times gets you tremendously blazed, even if you don't use a ton of weed, as if your body is saying, "Finally!" and wants you to be rewarded and celebrate.
I like to wake and bake, but nothing's better than that victory swat I pull right after class.