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a minecraft server designed for swifties - taylor swift fans (aka morons). this server was a bigger disappointment than me which is QUITE impressive.
swifties smp is a piece of shit.
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When playing first-person shooter games with friends, the "Swifty Nade" is the act of tossing a grenae into an area populated by your teammates, waiting a few seconds and then saying "Oh, Grenade.." just a second or so before it goes off, killing everyone in the room.
Especially popular during games of Capture the flag while playing Halo or Halo 2.
See Also: Teamkilling Fucktard
"I had the flag all the way back at our base, but then we got Swifty Naded and the other team returned. Fucker."
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Swifty Mc Vay aka Ondre Moore is a D12 member who is well known on the Detroit scene for his incisive lyrics and his offensive attitude as a rapper. Dropping lyrical grenades, he possesses a real good potential as an artist. He chose his nickname because of Okhlahoma bomber Timothy Mc Veigh.
He joined the D12 group according to his friend RIP Bugz' will.
He first collaborated with local emcees from Raw Collection.
Besides his collective work with D12, Swifty Mc Vay released the Grenade Pins mixtape in 2003 in collaboration with Raw Collection and then formed Da Fyre Department with some fellow emcees from 7 Mile. His Forest Fyres mixtape, a lyrical masterpiece, came out in 2005.
Some of Swifty Mc Vay's Under The Influence lyrics:
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
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Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.
The church of Phil Swifty
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the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
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When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home