The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.
Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.
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An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.
That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.
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The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus after ejaculating into their butt hole.
After Smurf came in Smurfette's ass, he pulled out and gave her a loving swiss madison.
The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and blowing air into the anus.
My husband Marty was sound asleep so I crawled into bed and gave him a Swiss franc.
A group of friends that stay with each other no matter what and won't let anyone get in between them.
Man, you guys are so tight your like a Swiss gang.
The act of performing oral sex while also reaching up and forcing your fist down the other participants throat and tickling their anus at the same time.
Both of Linda's hands were too occupied to answer the phone, as she and Mr. Anderson were busy conducting the Swiss Tickler in the teachers lounge.
When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!