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The condition in which a person contorts their arms into a position resembling those of T-Rex arms. Most commonly seen in heavily intoxicated individuals.
Pat was so hammered last night that he busted out the T-Rex arms.
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Happens when a person running (note: not a runner) runs with their arms tucked into their armpits and forgets to swing them in stride. Their arms look tiny and they look like a big goofy T-Rex.
Wow, that poor guy clomped by with t-rex syndrome. I could hear him from the other side of the street.
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When some who holds the steering wheel of their car so close to their bodies that their arm position resembles that of a Tyrannosaurus' puny arms.
My grandma is a real T-Rex Driver, the only thing missing is for her to try to eat Little Foot.
Extremely beefy and muscular legs, the opposite of chicken legs.
People say I skip leg day, but look at these t-rex legs!
When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.
My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.
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If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.
"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."
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Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms
Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper
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