Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

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Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$

"The grapefruit technique is amazing!"

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grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit

"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"

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masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

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The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.

Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique

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RDSS technique

Also known as RDSS method

Randomly Do Some Stuff Technique -

Method of production in which an untrained artist/worker performs wildly random acts in order to produce a good product or outcome through pure, indiscriminate chance. The term is sometimes used to cover the worker's lack of knowledge.

• I am so sorry the veal was such a disappointment. I think the cinnamon and dill combination ruined the taste despite the fact that I closely followed the RDSS technique in preparation.

• We were able to repair your hard drive using a proprietary RDSS method.

bop it technique

When a guy going down on a girl doesn't know what he's doing, so he switches up techniques like its a game of bop it.

girl 1: Gurlll, he was out here pulling the bop it technique, not the one.
girl 2: Tell him what you like, tell him consistency is key!