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Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.
The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.
A person who transforms into a completely serious and un-fun mood when the time of travel has come (travel holocaust). They always appear to be in haste as they are always 10 to 15 feet in front of the family. they must arrive 2 hours to an airport gate and you may not leave your seat no matter how much you need to urinate or else "you might miss the flight"
James:Dude, whered the travel nazi run to?
Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...
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They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.
Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.
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A good wish for people who are traveling or journeying long distances.
As you take your journey today, may you have traveling mercies and arrive safely.
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The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."
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An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.
Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!
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After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.
Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"
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