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Being a complete jackass from the funny named city of Tallahassee. Apparently the city is full of them
I found out lee ann was from Tallahassee. Absolutely makes sense. She's a Jackieasse from Tallahassee
When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?
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Urination between a female's breasts, followed by defecation (preferably in log form), which creates a log flume effect.
Last night, Nels gave that bitch a Tallahassee log flume that floated all the way down to her umbilicus.
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To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.
I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.
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A sex act wherein while having intercourse from behind, the guy reaches forward and uses his index finger to "hook" the girl in mouth.
In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.
I don't like to wake up early to go fishing. So, last night I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Trout Fisherman instead.
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the act of freezing a large piece of feces, spray painting it red and using it to perform sex acts on the family pet of a neighbor
"Boy, the Shermans got the tallahassee war chief really bad on their dog this weekend."
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an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.
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