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A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.
Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.
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What I and every other straight guy and lesbain girl wants to be when she grows up.
Tampon has to be 20 letters long, right?
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a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)
Susy: Do you ever use tampons
Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain
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The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass
Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"
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a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.
wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?
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Synonym for being a childish or bitch.
Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.
The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.
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A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.
If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.
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