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Tarzan crust

A combination of semen, period blood, and yeast infection residue. That attaches to ones pubic regiona after sexual intercourse in Flint, Michigan.

Ethans Tarzan crust cut his hand while he tried to masters with his tears.

by Tommy2 Tone March 7, 2024


Tarzan Nutbuster

A Tarzan Nutbuster is the process of a Male has is butt hair braided by his significant other and then pulled on until he ejaculates.

The Thai man had a Tarzan Nutbuster on a Tuesday to celebrate the big win

by Barry Mcokhener June 19, 2024


Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek February 23, 2014


tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.

When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.

by LadyCorinne March 29, 2014


Neck Tarzan

Swinging from a rope.

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!

by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023


Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.

by Snapper2001 February 23, 2024


Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.

Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.

by QuacksO July 23, 2023