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Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease got her even more aroused by the second

by teapot1 May 6, 2016

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Teapot tease

A sexy mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His sexy teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 6, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 6, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


teapot laugh

the type of laugh somebody with asthma or a severe brain disorder makes to a mildly funny joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*

by 123geybo October 17, 2019

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little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

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going full teapot

This term is used to describe what happens when a person gets all steamed up and boils over, especially when involved in a debate on Facebook or other social media.

Did you see that woman going full teapot on that post! It was ridiculous!

by veriveriteri May 20, 2014

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Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha May 11, 2018

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