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We broke up the teenager into four lines, and Johnny snorted up all four.
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People who(no offence to ME or any other teen)need to wake up and get an education instead of having sex all day.
Allison-I am a teenager.
Kim-Fa sho!
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There are about 2 types of teenagers:
1. Your clean cut "nice" teenagers. These teenagers act more like young ladies and gentlemen, have a job, are involved in some sport or hobby, get good grades, love MTV, read Seventeen magazine like it is the Bible, and their whole life is centered around that prom and getting their drivers license. They like to listen to the latest pop hits and idolize teen idols. These are the ones that are probably going to end up like successful adults.
2. Your rebellious "misunderstood" teenagers. These are the ones that are hitting the parties, having sex, being involves with drugs, drinking, pot, gangs, start a band, spend some time in juvvi, and the media makes a big deal out of them. They may appear hopeless, but they have experience the "real world" faster than the ones that are the "goody goody" prom going teenagers, which their lives center around high school and the mall. Many of them change to be successful adults as well.
Teenagers are different in many ways, but they all grow up eventually.
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Noun
Someone around the ages of 12-17 or 13-19.
Teenager:
I'm 12 and I think us teenagers should rule over the world.
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someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
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1. They scare the living shit out if Gerard Way
2. A person age 13-19
3. assholes
Gerard: Happy thirteenth birthday! I will now spend the next six years hiding from you.
Bandit: Why?
Gerard: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
scare the living shit outta me they could care less tbh
Person: " Hey do y'know teenagers? "
Person 2 " Yeah , they scare the living shit outta me "