A game originally created by Coudal Partners where two opponents pass an image back and forth editing the image with Photoshop (other layered image editing programs such as the GIMP can be used), in an attempt to creatively out maneuver their opponent. A judge or judging panel is usually decided before the match begins to decide the winner. Matches usually last ten rounds.
Photoshop Tennis is a great way to get the creative juices flowing
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A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.
"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"
back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples
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Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
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One of the faster ways to get a really sore arm, that doesn't include jacking off, and minimal effort. Also a source of rage when playing Elisa.
I played Wii Tennis and now my arm is so sore.
When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.
After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.
the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game
wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!
the face a dude makes when he nails a tennis ball, usually in place of grunting.
Did you see that guy's face with that backhand? MAJOR tennis lips.
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