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American reality TV personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Gabby and Alexis Neiers (who was involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies.) She became Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year in 2010. Basically she wanted to be famous, so she got her tits out for an old saggy man.
Person 1: Can you remember that show Pretty Wild that got cancelled?
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.
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When a girl leads you on, then breaks your heart by asking out one of your friends!
Nice young Lad: Hey I really like you
Skank: hey lets talk for a really long time until you feel an attachment for me!!
1 MONTH LATER~
Nice Young Lad: I have really strong feelings for you and have never felt this way about a girl before, Would u go out with me?
Skank: oh ya sorry but out of no where im dating one of ur good friends!
Random Eavsedropper: Yo Bro, you got straight up Tess-bomb'd!!!
Nice Young Lad: Hey random guy, you wanna go listen to some sad music and smoke a blunt
Random eavesdropper: no doubt man!
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Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum
~Example dirty tessely~
Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
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A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.
Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator
Don’t talk to me
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Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!
Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3
Omg, she has an ass like a Tess Patricia Miller!
Damn, I wish I knew a Tess Patricia Miller 😩
I wish my nose was as snatched as Tess’
Bahahahaha, you say sorry like a Tess Patricia Miller
The action of putting your balls across sand paper and tickling all the hair off.
Oh man dude I just got out of the locker room and the guys were taking turns doing Tess Tickles.
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