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to tactically use tools of suggestion or intimidation or insecurity
"i should be testing you"
"please don't raise the pressure when it comes to questioning my intention, my heart's desire, my sincerity. please don't try to measure my love in time units. And please don't forget that i was there where you usually are but weren't there because I was."
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Yuenโข says:
TESTE MEEE
My girly fairy light PCยฉโข says:
i dont want to teste you
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1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.
2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)
3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.
When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.
Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.
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The most infamous of the gym class exercise triad (remember the Mile Run and Suicides?).
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.
The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.
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A more Precise IQ Test! If you score high on the IQ test, it means nothing until you take the OFFICIAL Whiz Test to become a Registered Genius!
I took the IQ test and now I find it meant nothing to Standford. They tell me I must take the Whiz Test in order to be Registered!
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