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(n): A person who fills their friend's occupied sleeping bag with raw hot dogs.
"Don't be a Texan Tussler, Jimmie! He never deserved it!"
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When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.
Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.
You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry
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An expansion team of the NFL established in 2002 that plays in the AFC South.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
(end of the first half)
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
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during a threesome (with 2 chicks and one guy)
the guy defecates on a pillow, ejaculates on it and throws it at one of the chicks.
"Sarah, Stephanie and I had an amazing Texan Taco Last night.
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A Texan Meatloaf is when, you nut in an open wound, then burn it shut.
Carl: duuude i gave my wife a Texan Meatloaf
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the act of taking a diarrhea dump on a mans boner then sucking it up with a straw.
guy 1: dude my girlfriend gave me a texan strawjob last night!
guy2: what the fuck did she eat??
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1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.
1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.
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