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a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.
NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter
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A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.
I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter
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someone who uses proper grammer in a text message
Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?
Because he's a grammatical texter.
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Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.
I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.
Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.
Candice loves texting with Jeremy but she is a really bad over-texter because of it.
Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .
That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.