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The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.
me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.
Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.
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When a girl (or guy) is on their hands and knees while taking one dick orally and one anally. As they climax, they shoot their come onto the back of the person they are fucking. If there is a fourth person, they proceed to eat what's on the "table" with a spoon.
My best friend and I gave your mom and sister Thanksgiving Dinner last night even though it's July. It was a blast!
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Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.
One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
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It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season
It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season
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one who eats too much on Thanksgiving Day.
Not all become Thanksgiving gluttons on Thanksgiving Day.
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