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a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons
thanos wants to kill half the universe.
Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.
Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse
Wow that's a lovely thanos you got there
Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.
Man, last night he give me the thanos
A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.
Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?
big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove
thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap