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Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
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1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
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A source of great sexual pleasure and gratification.
Holy cow, i'm horny. Hey Phil, where is your mom at?
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A comeback, way of saying hello/bye, the all around best insult ever although to many not insulting.
Billy: Hey fred ur gay!
Joe: Your mom!
Billy: Joe... my mom's dead.
Joe: That's the way I like 'em!
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A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)
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two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.
gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!
gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!
gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!
gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!
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A cowards way of admitting defeat in an argument.
Guy: Admit defeat already!
Troll: Your mom.
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