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When you are about to come from head,
you haul off and charlie-horse the girls one leg, then nut in one of her
surprised eyes.
Thus she limps to the bathroom looking like a pissed off pirate
coming from the midwest, i knew nothing of the girls love for the sea. I gave her the angry buccaneer in hopes we could relate
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a painful bowel movement after consuming spicy food
I took an angry dump after that nacho platter
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When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim
"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan
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A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.
Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.
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Finger pain caused by too much time playing any highly addictive iPad game, named after the popular app "Angry Birds." Pain is usually, although not exclusively, located in the dominant index finger.
After 2 hours of Angry Birds, I have angry finger.
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Angry Beavers was one of the last great Nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
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When a girl is on her period and bleeding, somebody fingers her (preferably with two or more fingers). The fingerer then proceeds to slap the girl across the cheek and then follow up with a backhand slap, angering the girl and leaving streaks of blood from the fingers that appear as war paint.
"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
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