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Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.
"Have you seen Matt?"
"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"
When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.
my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding
A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.
Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus
When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
- similar to saying on God however referring to a different power
- the god of dads
On bard I didn't steal that food.