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BETA Test

A short video game demo intended to sell more copies prior to launch under the guise of a performance test in order to avoid negative feedback for trying to push sales.

That BETA test was epic. I am so buying that!

by Gaijin Dad August 7, 2017


Beta n00b

A n00b who tries to be the Alpha n00b, but is too much of a n00b to be the alpha n00b.

Ferdol was on for three hours while I was afk and didn't know.

Smartings thought that he was the best at Battlefront 2, paintball, Halo sniping and every FPS ever made; but we still pawned him. What a beta n00b.

by Generic to win November 16, 2005

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beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.

He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.

by undefinedsymbol September 28, 2008

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Beta Scale

A scientific scale invented by YouTube user lolitsthad that is used to determine how much of a beta a male is based on their characteristics, relationship status or how they attempt to be in a relationship with a female. The scale is measured from numbers 0 through 10 with 0 being the best and 10 being the worst. Also referred to as "The Official Thaddeus Peuterschmidt Beta Scale," or TOTPBS.

The beta scale was first introduced in Thad's video titled, "ARE YOU A BETA? LOOK HERE", which also provided gameplay of Call of Duty: Black Ops.

A guy who would tell a girl to wear a white shirt just so he could pour water on it and see underneath is pathetic so therefore, he would be ranked an 8 out of 10 on the Beta Scale.

by Jinx003 September 18, 2011

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Beta Bitch

Someone that isn't ALPHA as fuck.

"Hey I heard Dave is a bitch"
"Yeah he's just some beta bitch, fuck him"

by Alpha as fuck August 15, 2015

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Beta Chump

Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.

Paul is her new Beta Chump...

by Betachump September 21, 2016

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Beta Female

A feminine woman.

Her personality consistent mainly of traits such as nurturance, sensitivity, sweetness, supportiveness, gentleness, warmth, passivity, cooperativeness, expressiveness, modesty, humility, empathy, affection, tenderness, and being emotional, kind, helpful, devoted, and understanding.

The kind of women men marry.

Don't women know that Alpha Males are attracted to Beta Females?

"Alpha females" are just too masculine. Either I lead or you lead, we can't both be Alpha in the relationship.

by nodicnorites June 27, 2022

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