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A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.
"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"
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When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.
Co-worker: Who just called?
You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.
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A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.
Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.
to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
Blind loyalty involves being loyal to a person or cause despite the damage the person or cause does to himself or herself or others. Excusing bad behaviour in the name of protecting allegiance to another seems honourable at first, but is ultimately dangerous as silence is a form of collusion. Many people feel torn between retaining loyalty to a cause or group and risking rejection or ostracisim or personal attack by outing misconduct. Blind loyalty involves a form of cognitive dissonance where a person sees evidence of a problem or bad behaviour and then turns a blind eye to the truth in favour of keeping a positive image of the person or cause. Knowing in your gut that something is wrong, and yet acting as if everything is fine. The classic example is a battered woman who protects her partner when police arrive in answer to a domestic violence call. Think of priests covering for sexual abuse among their colleagues, mothers denying incest in favour of protecting their husbands, and teachers turning a blind eye to abusive conduct by their peers to comprehend that "Loyalty is only a virtue if the person or cause is good".
"You guys are insane. Working like dogs and retaining blind loyalty to some jerk of a boss who doesn't give a toss about you."
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Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
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Like color blind, this attribute is best described as partially or totally unable to distinguish the difference between flirtation and friendliness.
Steve: "Are you flirt blind? She obveously used several double entendres that eluded to sexual intercourse."
Gerald: "Damn it, I wondered why she looked confused on the way to the candy shop"