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When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!
Dylon Cantu gave Johnithan a bermingham booty call. Those two freaks!!!
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Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem
I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely
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An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."
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"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
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You freeze your cum in an ice tray, then stick it up your girls ass and vagina and while it melts you cum in her face causing cum to simultaneously come out of all of her holes.
My girlfriend likes to get kinky with ice so I gave her the Binghamton Booty Call.
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Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.
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A phone booty call is when someone calls you very late at night typically after midnight just to talk to you and have a conversation. However, They'll only talk to you after midnight. Most people would call someone after midnight for a booty call but phone booty callers call after midnight just to talk on the phone. They won't speak to you the entire day unless it's midnight.
Girl: Hey !
Guy: *8 hours later when it's finally midnight* hey whats up ? i'm gonna call you
Girl: ok
The next day
Girl: *sends message at 2pm* Hey whats up?
Guy: *waits until midnight to answer back* Hey whats up ! let's talk on the phone
Girl: You only talk to me at midnight and you specifically wanna talk on the phone at that time and then ignore me the next day until midnight. You're using me as a phone booty call !
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When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.
Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?