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A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
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A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
My friends parents are Bowling Balls
Shoving your thumb in some ones ass and tickling there balls at the same time
I will bowling balls you
Bowling Ball hit Bowling Pin
I don't need you to tell me that Bowling Ball
A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball