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gay card

The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

I haven't seen Rent yet and I can't make quiche, so take away my gay card.

by Trashboysj June 13, 2006

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trump card

The final resort but often the easiest way out.
You're most powerful option in succeeding at anything in life.
Unfortunately, once used, the trump card can rarely be used on the same person again. If reused it will rarely be as powerful.

Bill Gates: And then I played my Trump Card.
Your Boss: Sorry John, I can't give you time off work again. You're grandmother died 5 times last year...
John: Looks like I overplayed my Trump Card

by Raving Professor No Legs April 17, 2007

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Bail Card

The bail card is given to someone who constantly bails on plans, usually with friends or family. This person almost always has a weak excuse when asked why they are bailing on the proposed plans

Fanning didn't want to come out for drinks for the third time in a row so we all unanimously gave him the bail card.

by dcord1 March 17, 2009

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Green Card

1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.

1.I got my green card.спасиба!

2.I got my green card. спациба! *cough.

by åstroboy_lambda January 11, 2009

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Gaijin Card

While rules of social conduct are very strict in Japan, if you are obviously a foreigner, the general populace will let you get away with breaches in conduct they normally wouldn't forgive.
Using this special status is called "flashing (or showing) your gaijin card."

My visiting friend just flashed her gaijin card and a smile, and stumbled through the ticket gates without paying.

by little_gaijin April 7, 2009

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Cock-Carding

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.

Cock-Carding

by bicks August 8, 2013


baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019