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When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.
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Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.
Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.
"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."
When someone puts two thumbs up someones anus along with their penis and preforms anal sex.
You better shut up or i'll give you a Two Thumbs Up Charlie Brown
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A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.
also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?
Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.
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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.
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A sexual act in which partners first engage in anal sex; then, the penis is used to rub or smear remaining fecal matter on the other partner's thigh. Origins of the term come from two sources; (1) the thigh region is referred to in the word "charlie" as in "charley horse" (from the French "char lei" meaning quadriceps) and (2) a pun referring to the consistently meek Charlie Brown character created by Charles Schulz. In metropolitan areas, receiving a "brown charlie" is often used by teens as a sign for exclusivity and love.
Susan proved that she had a boyfriend by having her friends smell the remains of the brown charlie she received the night before.
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A person who is bad at melee and their ass looks like Charlie Brown
Interchangeable with sally pickles lookin ass
Person 1: I bet I can beat u in melee
Person 2: ok try me
Person 1: *gets bodied*
Person 2: you’re so bad you Charlie Brown lookin ass