cheek block

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."

Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

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Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

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Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

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Cheeks magunda

When something is bad. Usually referring to spawns or internet connection in the console shooter, Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

Made famous by the series "2v2 with Sharp and Moho" and the Team FeaR organization.

"I got the cheeks magunda spawn."
"We spawned over in magundaland."
"Last night my internet connection was cheeks magunda."

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ghost cheeks

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks

John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks

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cheek retractor

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

drill cheeks

The act of penetrating ones buttcheeks with a phallic object i.e. sexual intercourse

Damn son Tonya say she feelin me im bouta drill cheeks