The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.

Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

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Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.

Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..

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Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

chipotle castle

What is left in the toilet after eating a hot chipotle based meal the night before, it resembles a sandcastle and has its own moat.

I will not be coming into work today, I created my own Chipotle Castle and cannot leave the house.

Chipotle whore

Women who perform fellatio in exchange for chipotle

That girls a chipotle whore

Nipple Chipotle

When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.

During Sex

Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET

reverse chipotle

When you put your 'burrito' in her booty

He took her out for a nice dinner, and afterwards she gave him a nice reverse chipotle.