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Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
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Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".
Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?
Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.
Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!
A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.
Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.
Jim's attempt to intimidate.
Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.
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When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.
"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.
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A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.
How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!
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