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cuban surprise

When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.

My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.

I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.

by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban Skype

When a coworker prefers to yell to a person across the room instead of skyping.

Miguel skyped Carlito, "What did you do last night?" Miguel, who sits two cublices away replied by saying"I WENT TO THE TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!" through cuban skype.

by Sativa Rose February 22, 2009

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Cuban mudshovel

The act of inserting a Cuban cigar into a woman's rectum, then removing and smoking it, while having anal sex with the woman.

"Dude, that cigar you gave me made for an awsome Cuban mudshovel last night."

by Bob Brewski April 24, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks

Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner

by J May 7, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban Style

Like Doggie style but your in a pool and she is holding on to a raft.

We were busy doing it cuban style and her hands slipped off the raft she almost drowned.

by Spanky KW May 16, 2017


cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.

Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.

by DoleDUck February 20, 2014


Cuban Sandwich

A cuban woman who is double penetrated and has a pickle in her mouth

Remember when we got that cuban sandwich.. it was hot and juicy

by NoTalentPatti February 23, 2021