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Itโs a cult for THE KING Sunoo and yโall better bow for him or he will kill you with his sassyness and aegyo. He will also turn you into a rat-fish hybrid so you better change your profilepicture.
Are you in the sunoo cult? NO? Too bad ugly now youโre a fvcking rat/fish.
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The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrekโs babies.
โI love Shrek so so much. Iโd do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!โ
โOh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!โ
the t cult. A cult for those who are most t holy. Open to anyone but true followers are the ones who are most t holy. Cursed (uppercase) t is not allowed and is a sin. t cult mantra: t > all t = yes t = life.
complete t cult sin list:
1. saying the cursed uppercase t
2. not worshipping the t gods
3. being anti-t-ist
4. not being a quacct
5. being mean to other people; only the t gods can judge us
t cult associated terms:
1. quacc
2. tea
3. st ic
4. *eats sand*
person 1: t person 2: t person 3: join t cult person 1&2: yes person 3: t person 1&2&3: ttttt
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The Cow Cult (or TCC, not to be confused with True Crime Community) is the name of the collective fandom of popular Stan Twitter YouTuber, Mother Oxen. His channel is one of the fastest-growing channels in the history of YouTube, gaining over 0.00327 million subscribers in a little over a year. The Cow Cult is served more than 3,000 active and retired personnel from all branches of Stan Twitter. The community is named after Mother Oxen, a Barb who established the TCC community after interest from several "Perhaps" memes circling YouTube and Stan Twitter.
"I heard he's part of The Cow Cult."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Haha, no, I heard he worships alternative Cattleism like Skinny Cow or The Laughing Cow."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Chile, I'm pretty sure he's into Chickenism and Mother Hen."
Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
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When you walk into a school bathroom and see a group of teenagers(4-6 teens) standing in a circle juuling.
Student A: dude I had to take a piss and I walked into a Cult of Clouds
Student B: Really, wow
A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.
Billy Mays: "The Cult of Shamwow" is to Strong for us.
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