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October 7th is a national holiday in which we celebrate best villain and overall character everrrr Darcy Wu!!
"What's today again? October 7th?"
"Yeah man it's Darcy Day!"
when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face
Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.
a receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho. also a woman beater
hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick. darcy gallant
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Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)
hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!
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When you have nothing better to do other than call people daddy and binge watch Netflix.
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When you’re gay but you can’t tell anyone so you have sex with yourself quietly at night
Boy oh boy was I a dirty darcie last night
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Originating from the classic novel Pride and Prejudice, the highest term of endearment Mr. Darcy uses with his against-all-odds soulmate Elizabeth Bennett. Commonly used by men with no game to get women into bed.
Girl 1: Oh it was so romantic; he called me Mrs. Darcy as he took me into his bedroom.
Girl 2: So he hasn't called you since?
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