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When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!
When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
Similar to a regular Dutch oven, however after brewing the farts beneath the sheets. You gently lift the blanket where your head lays, then let go as the Dutch oven wind is subtly pushed toward your unsuspecting partners face.... Creating the open Dutch oven.
"he hit me with an open Dutch oven"
when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
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When you fart in the oven, slightly warm it up, and then have a friend check the oven.
"Dude, that asshole told me to check the pizza, and I was was hit with a massive waft of ass. I totally caught a Dutch oven oven!"
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The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.
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Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.
Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!
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