Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.
Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!
Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*
Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt
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Maker of ultra high-end gaming PCs. They are ultra expensive as well. Their desktop PC models include the Mach V, the Talon, and the Fragbox. They also offer two laptop PC models, one being a desktop replacement and the other a budget-wary model. Regardless of what components you select for your Falcon Northwest PC, you are getting one hell of a computer. However, you can probably build your own gaming PC comparable to a Falcon Northwest at a fraction of the cost. See also Alienware.
That fully loaded Mach V by Falcon Northwest costs more than many used cars.
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A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word
Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.
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A sex maneuver involving a caged falcon. The falcon must caught wild and kept close to the bed in which 2 people are making intercourse. In the midst of passionate love-making, as the couple reaches climax, the male must stick his hand deep within the chest of the falcon and rip out the heart. While it is still beating, he must then shove the heart into his partner's downstairs bits and finish up inside of her.
Gerald, I've never been falcon hearted like that before!
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Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
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A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
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Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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