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Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.

The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.

by Peado Bear December 2, 2010

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Fart Funnel

The anal cavity when described by a manly man about gay anal sex

Did he stick it in your fart funnel?

by Kobiath Bryant April 27, 2016

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funnel game

A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.

We got that Ray kid so bad with the funnel game.

by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005

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lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 4, 2015


funnel cakey

bits of breading which are fried and taste similar to a funnel cake, especially found at the end of tempura orders

These little funnel cakey things are so tasty.

by ChicagoGuy July 11, 2008

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anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth

Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!

by Oscarthebagel December 2, 2021

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Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.

"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021