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When a man slaps a womans ass for 9 hours
"yo, you see that Gabe happening"
"ya, he been slapping for 9 hours"
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1. Addressing all aspects of life with great philosophical meaning (sometimes far more than necessary), or trying far too hard.
2. Having the absolute, unnecessary need to be everywhere at once with the intent of being helpful (but truly complicating things more).
3. Doing something in which the sole purpose is simply "for crew."
Person 1: Did you see that guy run up and down the assembly line trying to do every single job?
Person 2: Yeah, he was gabing really hard.
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Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole
Fuck you Gabe.
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To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.
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Gabe is the name you give a gay child thats only a baby because a condom broke
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An edgy 13 year old meme lord. A Gabe tends to get horny at the most inappropriate times (funerals, weddings, at birthdays for 5 year olds, etc.), and steal most of their memes. They can be caring human beings at certain times, but for the most of it, Gabes are really shitty people.
Amanda: Yume! I'm so happy for you! That bottle of lotion is a real looker! You're lucky!
Yume: Aw, thanks. Oh god. Is that who I think that is.
Amanda: *sigh* Yeah, that Gabe really wa-OH GROSS.
Gabe: *faps to an edgy hentai meme in one of the chairs*
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Gabe is an amazing person and outstandingly bright. He’s known for his good looks and his cuteness. Everyone he knows always looks up to him and he always looks cute. Most girls always took about him when with their friends. He’s likeable and a great boyfriend to any girl he loves deeply.
‘OMG ur dating Gabe’
‘Ha yes didn’t you know’
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