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A large tropical citrus fruit with a very sweet taste to it. Also can be used as slang for a woman's boobs.
Oooh this grapefruit is swwweeeeeeeettttt.
Did you see the grapefruit's on that girls chest?!
An insult. Similar to being an idiot or a wally.
I just failed my test
You’re such a grapefruit
1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy
A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.
“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”
“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”
1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.
Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."
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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"