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gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 13, 2018


gurt

verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.

by thatsnowconeguy January 13, 2018


gurt

gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat

DAMN BRO, YOU'RE SUCH A GURT

by exiledwaujdahda January 4, 2021


Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 May 29, 2018


gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache May 9, 2018


Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 5, 2024


Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 5, 2024