to drink something and regret it during or immediately after
Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.
verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after
Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.
gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat
Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out
Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?
The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.
Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.
A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.
Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.