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The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.
Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.
to drink something and regret it during or immediately after
Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.
verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after
Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.
gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat
Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out
Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?
The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.
Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.
A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.
Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.