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skinny, richer than fuck, fake-baked, bleach haired, easy, lying, bitch. rocks, diapers, and even doorknobs are smarter that this "famous" whore. also calls everything (and i mean everything) "hot";
can be used as a verb to describe her paris hilton-ites, or anything paris would do/say/buy/etc.
teen chick 1: OMG, jenny look at her hair! she's so paris hilton.
teen chick 2: yeah but it's hot.
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stupid, anorexic, bitchy woman with 15million different animals who probably have more designer outfits that MOST PEOPLE. this is bloody unbelievable.
she is also incredibly rich, mainly because she is an heiress and her name is Hilton. nobody likes her, apart from all the 8-12 year old tweenagers who look up to her for being all rich, skinny, blonde, tanned and crap. (everyone else just tuts and shakes their heads at her whilst privatly envying her blondeness, skinniness, tannedness and crapness. well, sort of). a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat role model, i am SO sure.
she is actually a brand, as opposed to being a real person: she is a pop singer, a model, has her own perfume range, ect ect ect zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
what she HASNT realized yet is that she is almost universally hated, and would do the world a huge cheesy quaver if she went and, erm, died.
and that is it.
paris hilton: omg, i am just soooo totally like the ruler of the entire world (well, the US and UK), i am the luckiest, most pretty girl in the--
person with a brain: shut your head, you stupid blonde bimbo beeyotch.
paris: omg i like so cant believe you just said that. i am, like, so gonna sue you 19m.
person with a brain: i dont have 19m.
paris: well i do hahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
person with a brain's revolver: BANG.
oh dear no more paris. the world is spared from stupid blonde bimboesqeness!!!!!!!!
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A nasty, cum guzzling whore who is only "famous" for a shitty sex tape and flashing her hairy vagina to the world.
Damn that bitch is such a whore she needs to get the Paris Hilton House of Wax treatment.
Or, I dont care how skinny Nicole Richie is, she can still beat the hell out of skanky mc skank Paris anyday!
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There are two kinds of Paris Hiltons.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
I stayed in Paris Hilton one night but the whole place stank.
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
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(pear-ehz hill-ton) N.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?
Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.
Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
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To assume that you have special privileges without having a good reason for it.
(Bob pulls into the parking lot and gets the space right in front of the entrance)
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
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1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
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