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As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).
My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.
Me: Why is that?
My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!
Me: You're an idiot.
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The penis belonging to the only man with Anal Vagina Herpes.
Aaron was really hungering for the Hundred Acre Wood.
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The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.
Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.
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A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England
Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.
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To remove the cover from the top of a toilet tank, defacate in the tank and replace the tank top.
Dude, that party was so lame I just had to do a two hundred level.
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the forestry area surrounding the turd cutter, a place where pooh lives.
I would never that logger into my hundred acre woods.
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Term made famous by rapper Kanye West, typically used to describe how someone is 300% real and honest, as opposed to the traditional "one hundred" percent real.
"I keep it three hundred, like the Romans!"
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