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KAPITAN!
Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".