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someone masturbating to ellen page while watching the new 2008 movie juno in theaters.
you're a juno perv for masturbating to ellen page in her new movie.
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Adj- an ignorant phrase used to describe something that is normally a big deal or issue but, in complete sarcasm and/or obnoxious clownery, can be classifed as small problem or something you should not be worried about at all. Often times, it is said in situations where a normal human being would be extremely concerned or impressed (depends on the context used), but in the true meaning of the phrase it is solely targeted to be used by ignorant and brainless college students. Usually stated as its abbreviation, JSL.
Antonym: juno suttin heavii
CM: Yo what happened with you last night?
Monahan: Didn't pay for a single drink at the bar, bummed 3 lips and 2 bones no problem, and ended up catchin gums and having a threesome with two smokeshows who, without a doubt, have genital warts..juno suttin lyte
CM: Shmmieeehhhhhhh
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A holiday in which you goto Chipotle on June 1st, play uno, and eat guacamole & chips.
Person 1: Dude, are you ready for Uno De Juno tomorrow?
Person 2: Yea man!! I made my shirt yesterday and everything!
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Celebrated annually on the first of June, this is the largest and most important festival in Mexico's busy festival calendar. Though little known by non-natives, it is especially popular among New York immigrants from Mexico's former state of Alta California.
Him: "I'm going to Scott and Trac's Uno de Juno party this year. Are you?"
Her: "Of course! Isn't everyone?"
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Lillian is the most perfect and amazing person you will ever meet. I am not bullshitting you, you may think you have meet someone you claim to be "perfect" but when you meet her, you will realize that they were just shotty knock off of Lillian's pureness. When she looks at you with her honey brown eyes, your worries, your inhibitions, your fears, and all of your doubts melt away like snow on hot pavement. Her smile glows brighter than any supernova. Such radiant power seems intimidating at first, but soon after seeing it, you realize it is nothing but inviting and cool like the other side of your pillow. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Lillian look at you, it is like having the night sky look at you with kindness. the stars that are her freckles, the moonbeams that are the twinkles of her eyes, and the night clouds that are her loving sighs will make you wish that the harsh burnig sun would never rise again.
Person 1: Hey why was the first Lillian Juno Lee B definition deleted?
Person 2: Because it didn't come close to describing her so the universe erased it!
Person 1: Please calm yourself.....
did you know AMONGUS the best ship is Saturn x Juno x Darling
juno is the best. i love juno. juno makes me happy. she makes me smile! juno is my bestfriend. i get happy when she gets active. j+d=YES YES YES💞💞💞. juno deserves the whole world. i love her very much. juno is a girl i met on rp and she makes me happy!
person: what is a juno(babiepiixie)?
me: JUNO IS THE BEST PERSON EVER