Linus is a natural beauty. He is completely incapable of ANYTHING, his only talent is being gorgeous as hell.
"He's so pretty but he really doesn't have any talents."
"Well, that's a typical Linus."
A massive idiot who enjoys playing Minecraft during school and moaning for no reason at all, and has a 2 mm long cock. A suck-up to teachers so he doesn't get detentions.
Bro, stop gaming, you're a Linus.
Did you just switch that screen? Stop being such a Linus.
A guy that gets better than you at something in the same day he tries it out, even if you have been practising your entire life.
So watch out for a Linus.
"i was playing with this guy but he managed to beat me even though he has never played before, he's such a linus"
An absolutely legendary person. They have good humor, A+'s in all subjects, and do extra credit. If you think this person is annoying, you need to fuck off.
"Hey Linus!"'
"sssseysdrgdfh6h"
OMG HE TALKED TO ME