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lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds
I was manateeing the whole Saturday
To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.
“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”
The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.
"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"
Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?
Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum
May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.
The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.
More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor
When there’s a drunk thick women in a hot tub.
Hey guys let’s go fuck that manatee in the hot tub.